Entry 04:
Embarrassing Situation 01
O.O talk about blur me
as usual i'm a super big sotong
and things seems to get worst.
i met up with charlotte mei
and also liqian mei ;DD ily guys
it's like damm retarded.
cos it was like two of them
and we sorta walked into
precious moments shop to take a look
actually they were behind me de
and i was like standing in front
so i saw a super cute thing
(i cant remember what it was)
i jiu chiong go there and see it
and when i turn back a
where are ma meis O.O?
so i jiu backtrack ma steps and
sorta go back to where we last stood
together in the shop
i jiu saw 2 gals standing there
same height de wors.
i jiu like damm lame lahs,
i took for granted that the 2 gals
were charlotte and liqian
the 2 gals were looking at a super
cute looking teddy bear lahs.
and i also know their bday reaching mahs
but dunno what to get for them.
(their = charlotte & liqian)
the 2 gals were like
"awww. soo cute.!!"
and guess what?
first i took the bear from their hands and
i had to open ma big mouth and said
"really? you like ahs? i buy for you lahs?"
at first can tell the gals like super stun tio
they all the sudden "HUHS?!?" super loudly
and i jiu ah why they huh
so i look at them. O.O
den OH HOLY CHEESE MACARONI!
it's not them =.=ll
i ji tao OMGH what have i been doing man
den heng liqian and charlotte stand behind me
when i realised it. so heng nors.
not that ps. but still it really was.
i felt like digging a hole in the ground
and jiu hide in it and never get up again ...
Embarrassing Situation 02
Last night i was sorta hungry
cos ahma's dinner menu for ytd wasnt great
so daddy drove me and mom
to katong petrol station so i can buy food
it was a huge petrol station
lots of people there though it was night i saw Delifrance there and i was like
OHOHOH I WANNA EAT ;DD they had
Chicken Curry Feuilleté, Tuna Mushroom Feuilleté,
and the Chicken Feuilleté.
it was like 2 for $4.10
the lady at the counter jiu ask
"ah xiao jie ni yao she me zhong pie nehs?"
(Trans: Miss, what kinda pie do you want?)
and usually i dont talk in chinese
so i figured since she's a china lady
i had to converse in chinese to let her understand
k listen ahs, here's the stupid part
ma aim was to order 2 Chicken Feuilleté
there were lots of ppl at the cashier to pay
for their petrol and stuff
(Note: the cashier is next to where i was standing)
me and ma big mouth again
and ma horrible chinese has to be blamed too
i "shouted" VERY LOUDLY
"xiao jie wo yao liang ge ji pie"
(Trans: Miss i would like 2 chicken pie)
well i was standing with ma mom
and all the sudden she beat me
and i still didnt realise
most of you readers probably dont understand yet
nevermind later you'll know
the china lady cont asking
"ni yao ji pie hai shi curry ji pie"
(Trans: You wanna have the chicken pie or the curry chicken)
and i answered LOUDLY again =.=ll
"wo bu yao curry ji pie, wo yao ji pie"
(Trans: I dont want curry chicken pie, i want the chicken)
when i turn to look,
i can really say the cashier totally
was dumbfolded ;P
she totally stop doing her things
and everyone at the queue (10 ppl no kiding)
totally turn and looked at me
and at that point of time
i still didnt noe why
and jiu made ma payment and left
and when i was in the car
i totally laughed ma brains out
cos i realised why everyone was looking at me
guess what?
JI PIE sorta sounded like JI ***
that's why everyone looked at me
i mean comeon man i didnt do it
on purpose or something
but that was definitly
one of the most embarrassing thing i've done. ;P
beside the teddy bear situation i was
in the morning hahah.
27.05.2008
